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Marraige Near Failure Posted by: mbabeav OK people, gotta emergency situation here. My wife went out and purchased a green shower curtain. A dark green J5P tear drenched puke colored shower curtain. I have protested and at least made her promise not to paint anything yellow (so what does she do but hang a yellow towel out). Suggestions? -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Posted by: woodchips I too have a tale about an also near failure in my Marriage with a different twist. For Fathers day my bride gave me a big old green Frog as a lawn ornament, it had yellow eyes and yellow toenails (do frogs have toenails?) everytime I would cut my grass I would see that big old green Frog a looking right at me, although Frogs are supposed to be green the yellow eyes and toenails really reminded me of the UCKS, I just couldn't have that being a big BEAVER fan and all. So I took the big old green Frog with the Yellow eyes and toenails to my little workshop (my little private Orange place) and roughed him or she up with a little sandpaper and repainted it ORANGE, painted the eyes and toenails black let dry for 2 days and put the big old ORANGE FROG back into my yard. About 2 weeks goes by and my wife sees my Big old ORANGE FROG with the Black eyes and black toenails and begins to tell me how stupid a ORANGE colored FROG is ,on and on she goes about the Big old ORANGE FROG with the Black eyes and toenails, her exact words were "there is no such thing as a ORANGE FROG with black eyes and toenails ,that looks dumb" I agreed with her and and said I'd fix it. So I took my Orange Frog with the Black eyes and toenails back down to my Orange place and very carefully painted a big Black number 35 on its Orange back and once placed it in my flower bed, she has not seen it as yet but I think she's really going to like it and probably will save my marriage, because she just loves surprises. I'll tell you what Nobody else on my block has a Big old Orange Frog with black eyes and toenails and a number 35 painted on its back, but then again my neighbors really don't talk to me too much since I painted my House ORANGE with BLACK trim, but what in the hell do they know, by the way does anyone know how to color your grass ORANGE with out killing it? GO BEAVERS and PASS the CHIPS |